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ho-ho-phobia is a phobia most obvious around Chirstmas time. the actual fear is not of Santa Clause but just of his big white beard. From around November onwards, many fearful reports are recieved claiming the sight of a large white beard.
person 1: "dude, whats up with him... all i wanted was a photo with santa!"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"
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you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.
(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You have the wakey ho hos!
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An ugly ho who thinks she is dating Pac, Stoltz, and kmart at the same time, a delisional freak who needs to stop being a homie hopper and just be with dyl.
that Amanda girl just slept with 5 guys, what a ma-ho-ho
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A tradition mainly celebrated by modern Jews where, on th 24th December, they stand on their rooves with hunting rifles and try and shoot down Santa.
"Christmas Eve is tomorrow, you prepared for Ho Ho Hanukkah?"
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What you say when you have an unfortunate event during the holiday season.
Person 1: My Christmas tree fell over and killed my brother
Person 2: ho ho holy shit!