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Job

It's the name given to the sexiest Dutch boi to ever exist

Wow did you hear she got together with a job so lucky!

by Party stranger June 16, 2020


job

A problem you acept to solve some other minor problems.

I got into this problem to solve the rest of my problems.
-What problem?
My job.

by Toronto Raptors January 28, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 11, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

by PPabs September 22, 2003

68๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

to beat someone violently with your fist.

i'm gonna job you in yo bidness

by jozef April 25, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Job

biblical name. Man who sffered much. Lost everything he had and in the end got back twice as much.

Job was a God fearing man

by Image23 February 4, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

Can't find one in this crappy town. And no one on this crappy college campus has enough money for me to steal. So i am FUCKED.

I wonder if i could just get a blow job. From someone other than my roommate.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž