Shit the Lid

Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.

Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.

Pussy Lids

When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy

“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids”

The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

lid

A term used for hashish oil when its sold in units of beer bottle caps (bottle caps; hence the name "lid"). Lids usually sell for 20 to 30 dollaz, unless ur in the city.

Me: Jesus fuck! that dude puts out the shitest lids ever.
My bro: O rly? whatchu gon do.

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lid

a hat or a person's salad

"Dude nice lid, where did you get it?"

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salami lid

it ain't gon fit

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"

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Full Lid

Popularized by CJ in The West Wing and used by the real US press secretary to signify that there is no more news to be given to the press. Saying "that's a full lid" is a neat way of telling someone you are done talking about something or have finished taking questions.

Thank you for your questions, that's a full lid

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