Beth of Liz

‘Kingdom of God’s Creation’

‘Centre of Ones Universe’

‘A point in time in when a male will reach the most exhilarating orgasm ever achieved in ones history of sexual experiences’

1. Born Beautiful - Beth of Liz
2. A personality to be desired - Beth of Liz
3. Ultimate sexual experience for man kind - Beth of Liz

Liz Truss

outlasted by a lettuce.

Me: Did you hear about the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss?
Friend: Yeah man, she must of had a short term as Prime Minister!!

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Liz Truss

1) A quick and sudden exit after a disappointing performance

2) A unit of time, approximately 44 days in length

1) Girl 1: So what happened to the guy you were going out with?
Girl 2: That didn't end up working out, we tried to have sex for the first time and he pulled a Liz Truss after finishing in two strokes.

2) A season of Love Island is about 1.25 Liz Trusses long.

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Liz Wiz

What Liz's do when they need to take a wiz

After competing in a case race, Liz bolted to the bathroom in order to take a Liz Wiz

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Liz Morgan

A super ally (Especially to the gays). Someone who makes the world a better place just by existing.

That's so nice of her, she's so Liz Morgan!

Liz down

A worse state than man down, to be so drunk you hit 3 on the Glasgow Scale.

The worst state of drunkeness ever seen.

"She'll be fucked if she drinks all that"..."LIZ DOWN"

"You were proper Liz down last night"

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Liz Truss

Noun: A unit of measurement equal to 44 days

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries lasted 72 Days, or 1.6 Liz Trusses

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