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An Ubiquitous Porcupine is someone who is always annoyingly close. They're someone who you have way too much awkward eye contact, accidental run ins, and conversations but ins with. Typically, the U.P. will have annoying spiky hair that sticks up like a porcupine quills does. The U.P. just always seems to somehow appear wherever you decide to go, no matter how unlikely it is that they should be there.
The Ubiquitous Porcupine was everywhere they went, constantly haunting their lives.
A prickly porcupine is when a man shaves his beard and a woman shaves her vagina. They wait until they both have stubble before the man goes down on the woman and just rubs his face against her until a burning sensation happens.
Rob gave me the prickly porcupine and it was splendid and horrible at the same time!
The prickly pubic hair stubble that grows back a couple days after a girl shaves
After going down on her the other night, my face was burned for like two hours from being buried in her porcupine rind.
When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.
Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.
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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a woman that has as many dicks sticking out of her, that she has had in her. Looks like a porcupine.
Porcupine woman looks like a porcupine when she has as many dicks sticking out of her, as she had sticking in her.
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A chick that has had as many dicks in her as she has sticking out of her.
man look at that porcupine cunt, if she had as many dicks stickin out of her as she had stuck in her she woud be a porcupine.
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They're small, round, and they don't give a shit.
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"
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