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A place where best friends get banned for sticking up for them with out showing up to the campus and has shit teams for sports but a lovely place to visit in the summer
The university filled with back stabbers it is wilkes university they don’t want you
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A bunch of ratchet ass, dick sucking, sex seeking bitches who can’t keep they coochie clean
Mannnn wilkes central crazy fr
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Verb: To dump your girlfriend after an extended relationship over facebook for no reason
To dump your dime piece girlfriend when you are only a 5 at best so that you, a sigma nu "Genius" can mack it with the UF hotties.
Cool kid: Dude, i'm pulling a wilk!
Cooler kid: Dude, me too. Lets go build a fort and invite some sweet girls over.
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After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.
Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.
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When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer
Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....
Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.
i just john wilkes booth'd your mom
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When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.
"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"
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