Tinkle Dance

The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.

Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

tinkle-fart

Tinkle-Fart, a word meaning you tinkled and farted at the same time.

"man i just had a whopping Tinkle-fart"

tinkle-inkling

That first moment when the thought crosses your mind, "I think I have to pee".

I was so close to drifting off to sleep when I got the tinkle-inkling. As tired as I was, I knew peeing then would let me sleep later in the morning.

Tinkle Tavern

Slang word for 'bathroom'

"I got to take a piss. Where's the tinkle tavern?"

Tinkle Sprinkle

One of those small droplets that fly out of your stream of piss.

Don't forget to clean the left over tinkle sprinkle on the toliet.

tinker tinkle

While urinating, occupying oneself with at least one free hand, usually with a small electronic device such as a smart phone. Used by Ruxin on the FX television series "The League."

I had to tinker tinkle, after I went to a public urinal, to continue texting my friend.