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Doesn’t write his own music. Repeats the same thing over again. Kiki does not love him. How the hell did he get Michael Jackson on that feature on Scorpian? He got dissed by Eminem in Kamikaze (but name one rapper that Em didn’t mention). He has a beard and he is a MEME
Drake: Kiki, do you love me?
Kiki: I only love my bed and my mama I’m sorry
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Has a big dick and no one has a bigger one so suck him off and beat his meat
Did you see that guy he is drake
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Drake, the guy you see on huge billboard charts for his lousy music is not a rapper, but an emotion. His emotional ass has become an actual emotion, thanks to his soft, lightskin persona.
John: Hey man, how do you feel today?
Harold: Eh, I'm feeling a little drake today
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A Jewish Canadian rapper who was part of Lil Wayne's group Young Money and is best friends with Kanye West. He also makes some decent songs.
Guy 1: "All my exes live in Texas like I'm Goerge Strait."
Guy 2: Whatcha singing?
Guy 1: Drake bro!!!
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When a man, who is generally believed to be straight (although this is up for debate) gets peed on by another man, usually as a result of drinking too much. What really makes it a Drake is if the man being peed on doesn't try to get away or put up a fight, but instead just stays there and "soaks up the moment."
Justin: Yo you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I was at this party and this one guy who had way too much to drink was acting really crazy and out of control, and at one point he pulled down his pants and pissed all over me!
Doug: Oh man, that's terrible! You put up a fight and got the hell away from him though right?
Justin: Um well, I, ...um, I tried to um, ...I couldn't...
Doug: Dude you got draked!
Justin: Well...the thing is, ...um, I kind of, um I kind of,...
Doug: You kind of what?
Justin: I kind of enjoyed it! There! I enjoyed it alright?
Doug: Wow yeah you definitely got so totally draked! I can't wait to tell everyone!
Justin: No, no no, don't tell them, I don't want anybody to know I enjoyed it, if anybody from that party ever says anything we'll make up a lie that I was horribly offended by it and I put up a fight and ran out of there. Everyone was drunk so maybe they won't remember.
Doug: But bro, if you enjoyed it you should admit it, not be ashamed of who you really are for the rest of your life.
Justin: no, no I can never tell anybody how much I enjoyed this.
Doug: Okay, well I guess that's the Drake thing to do. Besides everyone already thinks your sus anyway!
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When you sad af and posting it all over snapchat and Instagram to get attention but no one cares
what's Vanessa doing?
She's sad about her 100th brake up
Drake it all the way
Again....
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The ability to be awesome anywhere at anytime. This is usually said about the rapper, Drake. People often refer to his awesomeness as "Drakeness."
He walked into a room and his Drakeness instantly made the party better.
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