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When you wake up with morning wood and have to piss. You try to force your rock hard penis down toward the toilet and in doing so your heals lift off the ground in an attempt to lessen the angle in which your pisshole has to aim to hit the toilet
I tried to piss this morning but had heel torque so bad that I pissed all over the back of the toilet and the walls.
Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.
Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.
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Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)
Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.
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An erect penis.
After the party, I took her home and let my torque monkey loose in her vagina.
Overly excited or angry. Like an overly tightend bolt about to break. see tourqued torqued
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.
"Idunno what the she's all torqued up about."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."
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The act of taking a dump.
I'm going to the bathroom to torque a moonfish.
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A type of blowjob. Consists of sucking the phallus in an up and down motion of the head while simultaneously (with both hands) stroking, in a twisting pattern, up and down the shaft as well.
"Dude, I was sitting in Physics, and all I could think about was the last time I got torqued."
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