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fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way
We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.
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A person who is both a tool and a douche.
I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.
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What you say when you are screwed over by something.
"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"
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Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.
Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche
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If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.
Eugene has "the touch".
Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.
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\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef
verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily
While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.
Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.
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