trot rot

All of the terrible things that happen "down south" after your first ride on a horse. i.e., bruises, rashes, excruciating pain, etc.

Cowboy: "Did you enjoy your first ride?"
You: "Did I enjoy getting trot rot? No. Not at all. Thanks."

trot mopping

When a girl is walking down the street and asks every guy to have sex with her aka trot mopping

Look there's that slut trot mopping down the street again.

Squat Trot

The act of explosively shitting when attempting to squat with weight that is much more then the average ability that a person can squat.

Jim: Hey did you here that Tom tried to squat more than usual?

Bob: Doesn't he usually squat 235 lbs?

Jim: Yeah, but he tried squatting 350 lbs, but ended up shitting himself

Bob: That nigga Squat Trotted?! What a shithead..

toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

Globe-trotting

The act of setting a certain extended time period that your penis is exclusively meant for getting head, usually done in a competition of sorts

I was globe-trotting last night against Chris and I owned him.

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Dog Trot

noun, verb (dawg trot)

1) The act of putting on the appearance that you are hustling, usually for the benefit of a boss' eyes, even though you are going about your normal business.

2) Acting as if you are very busy and/or serious with an important task when in fact you are not.

3) A gait that is between a run and a walk that makes you look like you are hustling but takes no more energy than a walk.

ORIGIN: A term used on film sets to playfully joke that a person is working very hard when they are simply doing their normal job.

"That assistant has a helluva dog trot when I tell him to fetch me some water."

"With that dog trot I can't tell if he is busy doing his job or just running to check his facebook."

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thot trot

When a female is walking by potential fuckboys and she pops her booty out and her boobs in hopes of drawing the attention of said fuckboys

Look at Felicia thot trotting over there by those fuckboys. She must be thirsty.

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