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a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.
I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.
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A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!
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The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap.
Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.
"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet."
"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."
"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."
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a turd is simply a very small single piece of poop, about the size of "bite size" candies or snacks
yeah i was on the john and i got one big log and a couple lil turds
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a big long sturdy peice of brown leaking SHIT!!!! cumming out of my ass.
i took a turd so big it lifted me off the toilet seat
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Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.
That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.
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It's bloody good.
Opp. "Good is it".
Var. Any adjective followed by an indicative of "be" (e.g., is, are) or a verb/action followed by an auxillary verb such as can, could, will, would, etc. following by a pronoun (e.g., it, they, he, she, I, you) means that the subject referred by the pronoun is NOT the adjective or cannot apply the verb.
To specify the object, this may be appended to the statement separated by a comma.
Opposite usage, using negatives: See example of how "not" can be used to indicate the way something IS.
1. "Small are they, your balls" - Baz referring to the size of Jay's bollocks because they are big.
2. "Shag us would they, them birds" - Baz referring to some girls in a nightclub that he thinks we wouldn't be able to pull.
3. "Not pissed am I not" - Jay fucking wasted.
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