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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 16, 2018


Twatwaffle

Person that’s a total twat and clearly eats all the waffles for breakfast

Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too

by Layyylaaaaaa January 23, 2020


Twatwaffle

A name to call someone when your are angry or feeling emotions.

*DRIVING ALONE*
*SOMEONE CUTS INFRONT OF ME*
YOU TWATWAFFLE

by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 21, 2020


Twatwaffle

A name to call someone when your are angry or feeling emotions.

*DRIVING ALONE*
*SOMEONE CUTS INFRONT OF ME*
YOU TWATWAFFLE

by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 21, 2020


Twatwaffle

1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*

2) Republican Senator Rand Paul

*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little

Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle

by TalaIsil March 4, 2021


Twatwaffle

A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.

That idiot who ran the red light and almost hit us is such a twatwaffle.

Shit pump

Arsehole

by Curbside-Curmie January 5, 2016


Twatwaffle

A vagina so stinky you need maple syrup to get near it

Alicia has such a twatwaffle you can smell her from a mile away.

by Jeannabrowntown July 23, 2019