A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std
Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
Person that’s a total twat and clearly eats all the waffles for breakfast
Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too
A name to call someone when your are angry or feeling emotions.
*DRIVING ALONE*
*SOMEONE CUTS INFRONT OF ME*
YOU TWATWAFFLE
A name to call someone when your are angry or feeling emotions.
*DRIVING ALONE*
*SOMEONE CUTS INFRONT OF ME*
YOU TWATWAFFLE
1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle
A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.
That idiot who ran the red light and almost hit us is such a twatwaffle.
Shit pump
Arsehole
A vagina so stinky you need maple syrup to get near it
Alicia has such a twatwaffle you can smell her from a mile away.