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Austin, TX

A very cool city close to San Antonio.

Woo-hoo! We're going to Austin to hit Sixth Street!

by sexymama March 23, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lufkin, TX

City with the worst tasting water in the world. This is caused by hydrogen sulfide gas in the ground water. Should not be consumed by small children and the elderly.

I would rather drink the water in Mexico than in Lufkin, TX.

by SuziPearl March 13, 2009

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Palmer, Tx

A dusty old town in the ass end of nowhere consisting only of a school and several racists. Visitors are guaranteed to get a speeding ticket, as it is the only way the town earns revenue. The town has no redeeming qualities other than the burgers during Friday night lights.

Got my 3rd speeding ticket going 2mph over oassing through Palmer, Tx.

by ElFeto August 29, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granbury, Tx

A backwater shit hole named after two obscure racist confederate generals, where guys with creepy facial hair, swatstika tattoos, meth addictions, and mile long rap sheets pretend their lives actually have a point. The Town's unofficial slogan is "Come on vacation, leave on probation" due to the everyday small town police harrasment which occurs there. In Granbury you'll find plenty of confederate flags, hear lots of country and Kid Rock (along with plenty of racial slurs), and smell the stench of local yokal bullshit.

Jim Bob: Hey Bubba, wanna go to Granbury, Tx and smoke some shard while we try to screw underage girls?

Bubba: yup. I like what Granbury represents.

by Mr_definition83 November 10, 2018

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plano, TX

A United Nations town. Originally mostly farm land back in the 80s, but as the Telecommunications Corridor developed in the 90s in Richardson (just South of Plano) the area rapidly developed. Most people here work for telecommunications companies. Lifestlyes range from the slums in the far East side to the mega mansions in the West. There are random horse and cattle farms here and there, especially in the Eastern part. Due to the influx of international corporation headquarters to the area, there is also a large amount of international residents. At the local college you can find people from South America, Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. More recently there is an increase in Chinese to the area, resulting in many Asian establishments, such as the popularity of Boba Tea. The area is notorious for drugs and gangs, but I managed to get through public school with no interaction with either, so neither are inevitable. Excellent program at Plano East Senior High for students with special needs. Peaceful place overall with good malls, international restaurants of every kind, bike paths, parks, and a growing downtown community. Also attached to the Dallas Metro system (DART).

In Plano, TX, my teacher had to ask half of the students how to pronounce their names because they were foreign.

by MarineFreak37 October 17, 2007

61๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anna, Tx

A shithole town where a bunch of hicks live that have nothing better to do than make rumors and bullshit lies about innocent people because they are so bored with their own useless lives.

I live in Anna, Tx and I am an asshole.

by stayclassy February 1, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Austin, TX

20 square miles surrounded by reality.

Austin is 20 square miles surrounded by reality.

by Luckboy March 23, 2004

59๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž