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what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

by jacob byrd December 31, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of โ€œstick up your ass,โ€ this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... youโ€™ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020


up your ass and in your viscera

Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.

He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.

by adrenalectomized July 23, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 1, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucking tomato juice up your ass

the impossible act implies that a person is not knowing what he or she is talking about...

you dont know what your talking about ,your sucking tomato juice up your ass!!

by hippiemick March 3, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

by Javier xavier caviar June 14, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž