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When a douchetard straight pipes his exhaust to try and impress everyone for going 20mph.
Yet another douchetard sputtering his vehicular flatulence down the street begging for people to look at him.
The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.
Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."
A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw on ones vehicle.
The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or wrench to excess.
Dude, Johnny just rolled the car out the lot and is already “fixing” a bunch of things on it. I think he has Vehicular Dysmorphia.
When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
The action of absolutely shitting on your friends in Mario Kart
I just vehicular manslaughter’d my friends