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occurs when a parent puts a child who is either too big, or too old into a stroller, when the child should just walk and not be wheeled around anymore.
If the child's feet touch the ground while sitting in the stroller, that is a stroller violation.
Someone who talks right up into your face.
Bob is such an Air Violator
During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.
Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.
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The act of having sex whilst driving an automobile on a public highway. Dangerous, but lots of fun.
Yo girl, get in my lap and let's hit that moving violation, the roads straight as an arrow!!
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When someone screws up the clockwise or counter-clockwise sequence in which a circle of dope smokers pass their joint(s).
Hog! You're getting my hit. You passed to him. Then he was supposed to pass it to me, not pass it right back to your fiending lungs. That's a total rotation violation, man.
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The feeling one gets upon recieving an unwanted sexual text message.
Girl1: Did you see that creepy text message Mark sent Sally?
Girl2: Yeah, she totally got sextually violated.
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This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed. Weason fow viowation:
No vawid pewmint
OwO exceeded 90 dB
OwO caused distrwess to anothaw mammaw
OwO took pwace between 10:30 pm and 9:00 am
OwO started multiple owos
Othew:_________________________
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Faiwure to pay fine (£350) pwomtwy may wesuwt in a couwt appeawance and conviction.
Date:
Time:
Wocation:
Issued by:
Signatuwe:
Guy 1: (I need to OwO so badly)
Guy 2: Don't do it!
Guy 1: OwO
Guy 2: OwO violation, This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed!
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