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When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky
Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.
1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.
2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.
2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
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When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.
‘Hey you free tonight’
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky
A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.
"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"
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this girl last night gave me a wanky job and i jizzed all over my dad's bed
A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel
“Oh it’s the rare wanky face!”
"Sweet sixteen is my favourite wanky mag"
"I'll have those twelf top shelve wanky mags to go, please"