warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.

Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."

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Warm Sunrise

Normally you wake up in the morning and go for a piss. With this you don't get up and piss the bed letting the warmth spread over you.

I could be arsed to get up this morning, So I gave myself a warm sunrise

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Warm and Muggy

The act of inserting the testicles into a waiting rectum. Named for the conditions required for such an insertion to be feasible.

Due to the shrinkage caused by the cold weather, he was unable to give her a warm and muggy.

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warm poncho

When a shirtless man gives another man a sweaty reach-around.

One time I was cold and Rolando comforted me with a warm poncho.

warm fudgesicle

When you shove a dildo up your ass, pull it out and lick the dildo clean.

It may seem disturbing to some, but Jason loves to pleasure Lindsey in the ass and enjoy a nice warm fudgesicle for dessert.

warm chewbacca

When you pinch a girls nipples and cum in her throat at the same time. The scream and the cum will make the Chewbacca roar.

A: did you fuck her
B: yea i gave her the warm chewbacca
A: nice

muke warm

It's like Luke warm, but with an M. Because who is Luke, and why is he warm. Muke warm is medium warm.

This soup is muke warm