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Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.
The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.
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The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.
Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...
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Warped Tour is an outdoor festival where people go to listen to punk, alternative, emo, hardcore, screamo, ska, etc. music. IT IS NOT AN EMO FEST!!! Its a place where you can go hang out with your friends all day and listen to cool music and HAVE FUN, not slit your wrists and cry.
Mat: How was warped tour this year?
Ellie: Great! I got a sunburn, crowdsurfed, saw someone get punched in the face in the pit, and I met all of my favorite bands!
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when you skip levels in a relationship or several days are a blur and you can't remember them.
This is a super mario 3 reference.
Barry: wow, Stacy and Clive went from having coffee to living together so fast it blows my mind!
Harold: yah, they really warp whistled their relationship.
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the extreme sensation felt in the penis when receiving a long overdue fellatio( BJ)
Last night, when she gave me head, I cock warped to another dimension
To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.
Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.
A concert tour for a bunch of Emo's and Goth's. With music about killing everyone or just yourself
I hate my life I want to just die but at least warp tour is coming up so I have just some fun in my meaningless life 😭