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a girlfriend or wife who is denied sex because of video gaming addiction
I've become a Xbox Widow because I offered David head, sex or even ass sex and he refused sex with me because he was gaming to many times to count and I need some sex badly.
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A girlfriend/wife that spends endless hours on the beach watching her boyfriend/husband surf. He usually brings up the idea of "going to the beach," implying time together in the sun, and before she knows it, she's sitting on the beach by herself. Many are located in Southern California, Hawaii, and Florida.
Kate: Is Julie coming to the mall with us?
Beth: No, she's at the beach shooting video of Keith surfing so that he can send it to a surfware company and hopefully get sponsored. She's a total surf widow.
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In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
A game widow is someone whose significant other is obsessed with gaming. They will sit alone night after night to the sounds of ghouls, guns and screeching tires, while their significant other continues to build the calluses on their fingers. The game widow will have numerous gaming machines to dust and clean all the while, she/ he is wondering what they can do to break them so they can have their significant other back in their lives.
A game widow is a person whose significant other plays games 24 hours a day or at least what seems like 24 hours a day.
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A husband or wife who has been widowed due to their spouse dying while playing Pokemon Go (PoGo).
John was such a good man. It is a shame he chased that Charizard into traffic and was hit by several city busses in a row, obliterating his corpse. Now his wife Shirley is a Pokemon Widow.
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A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
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A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.
"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."
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