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An individual that dates, establishes and maintains a relationship with the sole purpose to consume wine at someone elses expense.
I aint sayin she a wine digger..
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"I JUST BOUGHT SOME WHITE WINE FOR THE LOW"
"YOU KNOW I GOT THE WHITE WINE"
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Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.
Darren: you seen travis
Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.
Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.
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The art of dipping your genitals into wine, as to savor and enjoy the aroma, taste, and unique qualities of a wine.
Jack was Wine Dipping last night in an 03 Pinot, and he seemed to approve.
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The cruddy sediment left at the bottom of a red wine bottle.
yo I almost swallowed the freaking wine crouton!?
Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.
Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.
An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic
"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout
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