Womb Wein

When a dick has not grown since in the womb

My brother has a womb wein and it pisses the girls off cause they thought he was hot

womb busting

When you have rough sex

I couldn't afford child care so in lue of payment I gave that old hag a good old fashioned womb busting

womb-fury

In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, medical researchers have used the presence of the hymen, or lack thereof, as founding evidence of physical diseases such as "womb-fury." If not cured, womb-fury would, according to these early doctors, result in death. The cure, naturally enough, was marriage, since a woman could then go about having sexual intercourse on a "normal" schedule that would stop womb-fury from killing her.

that bitches womb-fury is making her crazy. she need a good pronking.

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womb-mate

Usually meaning twins, but can mean any number of siblings born at the same time. Play on words of "roommate".

Person 1: Hey, Dave and Doug look similar. Are they cousins?
Person 2: Nah, they're just womb-mates.

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Womb Raider

The Lara Croft morning after pill.

1: "My birth control just failed"

2: "Go get yourself a Womb Raider"

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womb glaze

Sperm, the male ejaculate....

She was truly impressed by the pungent taste of my Womb glaze

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Womb Bashing

Loose term referring to such deep penetration of the vagina that the man's penis could be described as "bashing" the woman's womb.

"I gave her a sound womb bashing last night."

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