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1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner
Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum
Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum
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Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.
Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.
Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum.
(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)
e.g
Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.
or
Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.
or
Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!
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refering to ur mum, can lead into sentences like ya mums ass ya mums penis ya mums boobs
Ya mums so fat that when she jumped into the pacicfic ocean it became the pacific dessert
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Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!
Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!
"Joe has logged out."
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The answer to everything in the whole wide world!
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
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Usually used as a comeback when you have nothing else
When you ask ya mumma whats for dinner she opens her legs and says TUNA SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!
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