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Used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago
Fat man:Dude, I think I have become fat
Dude:You don't say
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A retort used whenever someone gives advice and preaches about doing something despite never having do it themselves.
Rich kid: Stop complaining about the rich. Work hard, get rich. My dad was just an immigrant from a poor country, and through hard work, he became rich. If he can do it, so can you.
Normal person: Easy for you to say. You never had to work a damn day in your life. I'd like to see you try to get rich from scratch without your daddy's help, it'd blow up in your face.
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literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase "NO SHIT". it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. It is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.
a master of this would be Christoffer!!
person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!
at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!
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When you cut someone off and present evidence of them being hypocritical
Person: So, by all means, we should stop smoking-
Someone: *shows video of Person smoking*
Another person: Ah, yes, so Person, you were saying?
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- Hey, did you hear? Jack got aids!
- You don't say?
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-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off
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"Your going to have a baby??" "You dont say."
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