get my Q on

the art of going to quizno's for a baja chicken

Colton: "hey brett, im about to get my Q on"
Brett: "yeah, i'm about to go my Q on too"
Mark: "heelllllll ya"

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Mississippi Q tip

The act of intercourse with a fat southern womans bellybutton and the male pulls out to find bellybutton lint on the head of his penis as he ejaculates on her huge stomach!!!!

Steven was banging a pumpler in the tummyhole and pulled out to find he had a Mississippi Q tip going on!!!

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Brown Q-Tip

After anal sex pull out your dick and stick it in your partners ear.

Laverne got an ear infection after getting a Brown Q-Tip from Papa Tang

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You sure are board

Im board but I already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiewq`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

try q/w.e,rmtnybuvicoxpzasdfghjkl

ok

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PC-B-Q

What happens to your laptop when it uses a Sony battery.

Sony batteries for portable computing cause some laptops and notebooks to burst into literaly flames. "Sparks" the largest recall of portable computers in history.

Damn, my laptop turned into a PC-B-Q. Thank you Sony NOT.

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Bar-B-Q

Misspelling of barbecue-food marinated meat cooked usually outside on a hot grill. Also erroneously called barbeque by dumbasses/Southerners and lazy spellers.

I'm fixin' to git me some Bar-B-Q Y'all! Who's all comin' with?

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Golden Q-Tip

The act of urinating into your lovers ear hole. Very popular in Southern China.

Josh: "Why Herro! Would you like me to cleanse you with a Golden Q-Tip?"

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