Orang-U-Tan

Donald J Trump's skin tone...

Orang-U-Tan like Donald J Trump after he leaves a tanning salon??!!

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utan (oo-tan)

A derogatory name for a black person... as in Orang-utan..

Look at that utan (oo-tan) over there

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tan-gerine

Someone who usually wears too much make-up or fake tan, so they look orange-skinned. Usually, these people are only trying to make themselves look good, and in truth, it actually makes them look stupid

Dude : Wow, Chloe looks like such a tan-gerine. She defiantly did not get that tan in Spain.
Dude 2: No, she probably got it from a fruit bowl.

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Young, Cool and Tanned

Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could say, amongst other idiotic things (like "era una carineria!!", "I was just being nice and friendly!!")

Comedian: "I am older than him, I will give him some advice"
35 Millions Italians: "Oh My God"
Comedian: "he is Young, Cool and Tanned"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US!"
Comedian: ""I was just being nice and friendly, and if you don't understand this you all are communists dumbasses!"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US, but send troops and find who voted him! SAVE US!"

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Kentucky Spray Tan

Occurs when you have intercourse with a girl while on her period and you railbone her so hard to where when your done she queefs and sprays blood all over your stomach and midsection. Hence the term spray tan.

I fucked a girl so hard that when I pulled out to nut on her stomach she gave me a kentucky spray tan.

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sexy back tan

the tan you get after a cross country meet due to the hot sun and the cut of the xc jersey

"dude after saturday's xc meet i got a sexy back tan"

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tan ma nuggs

1. The process of consuming your chicken nuggets at ferocious pace

2. Rippin' the heed aff it

'Christ, Dave is that a share box you've got you animal?!'
'Aye Jim, am gan hame tae tan ma nuggs.. and then eat these'