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self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 19, 2010


fraud doctor

a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you

The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.

by ray giller April 6, 2008


Doctor's wine

Made with use of a medical glove instead of a balloon. As the gases fill the glove from the firmenting wine, it begins to inflate. When five fingers are up, the wine is ready for bottling and drinking later.

Doctor's wine can be made fairly cheep.

by ABDL2023 August 1, 2023


doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021


Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020


you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022


pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones March 21, 2016