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A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
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Man who likes to go around with his penis hanging out.
If you spot one you must shout "Willy Dude", "Willy Dude" repeatly at him.
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Describing the male ejaculation.
'I got Willy tears all over my bed'
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Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.
"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"
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A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.
I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son
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When somone wets their finger like a regular wet willy but dips it in some busted up weed and sticks it in someones ear while screaming "WEED WILLY!", leading to little bits of weed inside their ear and them getting mad about it more so than a regular wet willy.
Weed Willy!!! Fuck I hate when you weed willy my ear.
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a fluffy poodle goofy glasses guy who plays a trumpet and follows people home with no mates
willy slice : wanna slice of my willy
duck and pig : ahhhhhh no
pig : STFU ill ram your Trumpet up your nostril
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