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another way to say watermelons
in the south all they eat is dem black apples.
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An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
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A style-focused person (usually female) who buys Apple products solely for their appearance (as opposed to their functionality).
Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.
See that girl with the pink shoes, the poodle, and the iPhone? Total Apple tart.
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Horse Shit
A Piece of shit from a horse.
I stepped in a horse apple.
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Vigorously masterbating in the shower and then proceeding to splat on the wall in front of you.
(while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."
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Someone who hates everything apple, the iPod, the iPhone, the iMac and all the other i products.
Matt: Stop just getting out your iPhone to show off, you're such an idiot.
Tom: Just coz ur an apple hater
Matt: Yeah, and?
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A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.
Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.
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