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A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.
-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
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A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
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Jasons gay fucking dog that drinks urine!!!!!! aka basil
Hot damn! this game of wizard shotty is gorgeous but it has got me so hot that i need to make a visit to the bathroom bandit for a piss or shit. Thank you
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A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.
They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.
If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.
Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.
John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...
The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.
I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.
a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
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A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.
"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.
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