Headphone Blasting

An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.

"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"

"Yeah!"

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Trouser Blast

An unassisted pantgasm.

"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."

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Jabba blasting

(n.) the act of pursuing women of large proportions for the purposes of sexual intercourse;(v.) to have sex with a woman who is large like Jabba the Hut

The men donned their finest shirts to the all-you-can eat buffet in hopes of successful Jabba blasting; he gave himself a hernia after a night of Jabba blasting the pie eating contest champion

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Dilly Blasting

Dilly Blasting- Eating out the asshole

I was dilly blasting that slut

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Arctic Blast

When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.

It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.

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Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

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Winter Blast

When a man chills his semen in a spray bottle and sprays it on an unsuspecting victim.

What happened with that guy last night?
He totally winter blasted me.

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