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The half-assed attempt by European airlines to offer a premium airline seat by sticking a fucking piece of plastic between two economy class seats. Snobby business pricks who sit at the front of the plane still get to sip on a drink and judge the masses as they are herded to the back of the cabin, however they must be confined to the same inhuman space and rancid hot-pocket meal as everyone else.
Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class?
Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.
Any European flight has socialist business class
Wisconsin Business Suit
The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
Example One:
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
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Any business with a lax business model, allowing only for the owner(s) to maintain a middle-class or lower lifestyle. Sometimes dishonest practices including but not limited to: tax evasion, insurance fraud, and forced child labor; are utilized to keep the business profitable.
Most mom and pop stores are subsistence businesses. Notice how they whine about the local Walmart, yet hypocritically resell Walmart products in their stores.
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Stop worrying about stuff you don't come up in. Stop being nosy about everything.
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When a woman receives a lovely, fully bare bikini wax that appears great at first, but upon closer inspection one finds out -- to their horror -- that the wax has not touched her butt-hole at all...which remains hairy as hell.
I was so excited when my girl told me she got a bikini wax, but as I got up in her business I was horrified to see that her beautifully bare snatch led to a horrible pot of gold that resembled an old man's eyebrows. I realized my girl did not get a full wax at all, she was just going business casual. Bitch.
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Usually said by Kermit the Frog while he is drinking his lipton tea. Bustin err'body's files onto the internet.
Example: Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."
"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."
Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."
"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."
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cause of death attributed to the excesses of and fallout from fame...
Heaven is crowded with stars who succumbed to the temptations of celebrity and their death certificate confirms a death by show business.
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