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A Charlotte is something that is annoying and smells like poo.
A Malibu-Rising, badinerie-loathing,
Tetley-tea-cup-sitting, This-Is-Meing, Albert-Halling,
expert-laser-tagging, boring-carol-serviceing
Experiencing, slay queen.
She may or may not see a future surrounded by
cats and knitting.
Friend: Do you want to meet up today?
Charlotte: *whips out flute and starts playing aggressively*
Scottish nutrients are charlottes specialty. She swoons over Connors haggis- es yam yam, and adores David’s man bun. She likes anus on the daily and will never hesitate to slurp up mine (anonymous- you know whonit is baby;).
“Bring me my moist eggs connor” -Charlotte 2035
If you have a cousin named Charlotte I feel sorry for you. But we still love you guys xx
"Oh no Aunt Linda and Uncle Barry are coming don't tell me they're bringing Charlotte"
Just a really great human being. She’s strong, determined and is able to know you inside out. She’s a great talker and will never leave you bored. She’s the gal that everybody thinks they know but don’t really know.
Guy : Yo, that charlotte is really awesome
Friend : Bro, you don’t even know.
The horniest bitch alive. She's VERY HOT and VERY ATTRACTIVE. She gets all the guys AND the girls AND the non-binaries AND everyone else.
"Wow, you're such a Charlotte."