Cook County Stop

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.

OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk

let him cook

the definition of letting someone continue an action

black person 1: stop the kid! he's gonna kill them all!!!
white person 2: holl up let him cook

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let him cook

when you are talking to somebody about a person who is currently in the process of rizzing up another person

Person 1: bro wtf kyle doing? he got no game
Person 2: hold on, let him cook

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White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

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Fry Cook at Venus

This means someone who could do anything at any given moment. Someone who has the balls enough to do anything they want despite what the public would think. Someone who is destined for greatness and who’s future is going to be filled with riches and adventures.

Oooh look she’s going to be a “Fry cook at Venus” she could do anything and be anything she wants.

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cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

David Cook

1.) A wanna-be Adam Lambert. He was the "it" thing after American Idol 7, but as soon as Adam hit the scene in Season 8, everyone could care less about him.
2.) A douche who yells a his fans for hanging signs on tour bus. GET OVER IT! Thats what fans do!

Girl- David Cook is sooo dreamy!!
Other girl- You mean the other David from AI7 that wishes his career took off like Adam Lambert's that hates his fans? Whats DREAMY about that?!

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