He is a fucking spastick he has a giant manly cock, hes a midget and love amelia and want to such her little cammel toe
OMG he is such a ga y c unt jk i think hes a Kallan Cooper Hart
when players tell you to slow down in practice to prevent repeat plays that waste time.
The Cooper Clause was made at USC because of Jordan Thomas Cooper’s good play.
cooper is the nicest person you'll ever meet. he's very handsome, with blonde hair and blue eyes. he never fails to make me smile without even trying. he saved my life and he doesn't even know it. he can make you feel like your the only person in the world, he's so special he has a special place in my heart. we barely even talk (I'm delusional btw) but when we do I can't stop smiling and staring into his ocean blue eyes. I could look at them for all eternity. he's truly one loveable boy.
some rando: "bro that boy is so nice who is he"
me: "that, that is cooper. the loml"
He’s a great boy to hang out with he loves playing with his friends, loves playing sports and being active. When you ask him questions he answers them quick and he is also very smart. He is usually the one that answers the door. He loves playing video games and watching tv or on his phone. He loves to cuddle and loves sleeping he is the type of kid you would want to kiss. He is very mature and when he isn’t you will pay
I want to be as cool as Cooper because I look up to him
“You wish”