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A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.
Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.
"Come on then Cotton socks"
Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.
Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…
Fwcotton is a man on tiktok who gets all the bitches unlike fwclip with peak editing skills and has a record of 5000Ws and 0Ls unlike fwclip who is a complete opposite fwcotton a Chad with huge muscles
Fw cotton is my daddy
The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie
Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie
You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"