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A large cow that tends to shart a few pigs every 3 to 5 days, The bacon from these is a delicacy in most countries. After the pigs are collected the shart juices are collected in a small glass for later use.
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Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.
Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,
Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)
Knots Berry Farm
and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)
Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!
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a mexican who dress like both a cowboy and a cholo. this person can't decide if they are a chunt or a cholo
there are a lot of cow bangers in South Gate.
Hey, let's not go to that club, there's nothing but wetbacks and cow bangers there
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First of all, Cowtown is in Fort Worth, Texas. NOT Dallas! Second of all, Cowtown is one word. I just had to add this entry here because the above person is a fucking dumbass.
My little brother is going to go run in the kids 5K race down in Cowtown. (not cow town)
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The process of pushing a cow over while it is sleeping (standing up), this causes the cow to wake up when it hits the ground and give a hearty "Moo". The "Moo" can be delayed for about 6 secconds, depending on the reaction time of the cow.
I went cow pushing last night, yep sure did. Pushed Hafty right down the hill.
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A cow tipper is a person who engages in the act of cow tipping (also known as cowtipping). That is, a cow tipper will go up to a sleeping cow, push on it very hard, and make it fall to the ground.
1) I want to be a cow tipper.
2) I tipped a cow, therefore I am a cow tipper.
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