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When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.
take a shit in your living room couch while you crank da soulja boy
Yeah Mauri, you are the best at doing the Dirty Mulle
When you grab a Oscar Meyers 12 pack of hot dogs, and shove them one by one up the others person’s butthole, screaming, “MUSTARD KETCHUP MAYO CUM, WHO SHOVED THESE HOTDOGS UP MY BUM!”
Me and daddy Jayden did the Dirty Killian last night in the laundry room
A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!
He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!
The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.
I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.
After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.
When the man recites the trinitarian formula in Latin during sex, and when he gets to the “Amen”, he screams it and ejaculates on the girls face.
“Yeah man, I pulled a Dirty Ludvig last night. It was crazy.”
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When the male ejaculates into the females ear.
Billy has an ear fetish, so he enjoys giving women "dirty ronaldos".