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Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.
I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.
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1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
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Easy version: Dream simulator machine-brain interface
In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable
Fallcon: man I can't wait for Full Dive Virtual Reality!
Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.
Matt: You look tired mate.
Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.
A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.
Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"
Josh "Dude!!!"
Both "High Five Super Dive!!"
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A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.
Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.
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this means when a guy fucks a girl in the missonary position when she is very wet
jeremiah: first am gonna take a dive into the water deep
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