dog cunt

aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back

(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"

old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"

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frat dog

Having sexual intercourse without a condom.

Joey tried to frat dog Kayla, but she told him to bag it.

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dog food

Slang for brown rock heroin

I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.

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dog water

When you're absolute garbage at a video game

Bro you're literally dog water.
LMAOOO you're fucking dog water!

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dog snot

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..

Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..

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Advice Dog

The head of a labrador puppy on a rainbow background that gives advice to people. A properly constructed advicedog consists of 2 short phrases one on top and one on the bottom.

Abuse Kittens

(Dog Head)

Blame your neighbors

As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.

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Dog trash

A replacement word for "...as fuck" or "...as shit". (Ex: "weird as fuck"="weirder than dog trash)

"How is Mike doing? I heard he got drunker than dog trash last night"

"Sorry I took so long, the line at the drive through was longer than dog trash"

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