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Elijah

Obsessed with his ex girlfriend.

You know Elijah?

Oh ya, the one who’s obsessed with his ex girlfriend?

by Celeste1111 February 7, 2022


Elijah

(my ex)is an amazing person who I miss everyday,I hope that one day he will,miss me as much as I miss him he is perfect in every way and I love his smile and his eyes and the way he laughs,he Is the best person I meet,and it makes me sad to think,he isn’t mine anymore,if u see this I still love u💜💛

Elijah

Ur cute

by Tomyex July 9, 2023


Elijah

Gay. Gayest amongst everyone and has the smallest dick. Afraid to show it but has the worst temper and only into guys. Flattest ass but tall.

He's such an Elijah

by Th30neand0nly April 2, 2020


Elijah

A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.

Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution

by Oiled_Nutsack29 July 19, 2023


Elijah

Handsome, big muscles without even training. Big dick 6+ inches. No job, lives with his dad, F on senaste spanska provet and loves memes. Are u moist yet?

Friend: Hi Elijah
Elijah: Elijah Elijah Elijah

by Eli3 October 24, 2017


Elijah

I don't care what you say Elijah is either that weird kid in the back of the class or the popular soft child boy with adhd I refuse to believe anything else

Person 1:Elijah who ew

by Cadenall02 November 22, 2021


elijah

a boy who forget everytime to use a condom.

damn you are such an elijah !”

by sjckqueen September 16, 2020