egg salad

6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.

The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.

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egg white

Slang for "A modern-day prophet" (either true or false). Derives from E.G. White (Ellen Gould White) the prophetess of Seventh-day Adventism.

BOB: Have you heard about that egg white in Florida called "Yahweh Ben Yahweh"?

JOE: Yeah, I call that fried egg white!

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cold egg

a direct translation from mandarin, when a woman is feeling very unhorny and does not want to have sex with her boyfriend.

Rebecca, you're such a cold egg today, just like yesterday!!!

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shit with egg on

if asked what your making for dinner, then say
'shit with egg on'

it means....

whats for dinner? (Adam Gibbins)
shit with egg on (mUM)

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Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

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Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

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love egg

a womens toy. when inserted into a womens special area, gives extreme pleasure, or a big mess from Crowle.

Lovell is a love egg.

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