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Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.

After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.

by Komickazee February 19, 2024


Father Dioreo

A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.

Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!

by QuacksO June 22, 2023


Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

by The Boss Stallion November 30, 2020


Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023


father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 16, 2018


Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.

I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome

by Harold's Father January 25, 2022


Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.

"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"

by Dock Daddy December 21, 2021