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Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
The truest of game and watch combos nothing can stop it, first you fry than you say goodbye
Yo did you see him hit that fry and goodbye that shit was crazy
When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.
1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.
2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.
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An absolute madness of a dude! So many potentials for the name.
me: who tf are you?
sophia fry: I'm Sophia Fry muddafuckaaaas
The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower