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Verb
- Carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- Make or be prone to making many mistakes
Noun
- A mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion
Origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night talk show personality. Host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM.
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!
Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!
Premiere Radio really did a (George) Noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.
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An act of sexual congress in which a man takes a virgin home and (trading in an ax for a much harder tool), destroys her cherry tree.
Before finishing, the man pulls out and lets loose a cum eruption on the former virgin's head. Lastly, he tosses a handful of baby powder on her hair, which combines with the baby juice to take on the look of a powdered wig.
"Man, that's probably not the way Joe's sister thought she'd lose her virginity, but I think she mostly enjoyed the George Washington I gave her this weekend."
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Living legend (RIP) who guested on hit TV show The Simpsons as himself to judge a spelling bee. Plugged his now famous hotplate.
George Plimpton - And a hotplate!
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a childrens book about a curious monkey and a guy with a big yellow hat
...read the stupid books
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Our first and greatest president, Washington is known for a variety of achievements including (but not limited to) inventing cocaine, spreading the Delaware like Moses, saving children (not the British children), throwing knives into heaven, and killing his own sensei but never saying why.
"Damn. George Washington is so cool. Who would've thought he was such a bad ass."
"Did you know that George Washington once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid...at a party?"
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Messn up sumthing thtz perfectly fine and makin it shitty.
george bush ± the united states=the united states iz fucked up economy dwn tha toilet and peopl r scared az hell ov terroristz and arabianz and people wit turbanz
1. Guy1:yo, donny fucked up mii shoez.
2.guy2: hez george bushin'em!
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A monkey kidnapped by the bastard in the yellow hat.
That bastard in the the yellow hat has kidnapped curious george!
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