An all-girls school with the coolest, funnest, HOTTEST girls u'll ever dream to meet. We are fucking hotter than Visi, SR, Holy Cross, Holton and any other school you can think of. HC girls chill with all the hot guys from Gonzaga and Prep. And to you whiny little pooheads...don't hate on us just because you wanna be us! REPRESENT
Gonzaga guy #1: (jumps up from his seat) Damn! Look at those hot girls over there.
Gonzaga guy #2: yeah man, they're the hottest girls i've ever seen...they MUST go to Holy Child!
Gonzaga guy #1: Of course. Only Holy Child has hot chics, the girls from other schools like SR and Visi don't even compare to Holy Child girls
Gonzaga guy #2: word.
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When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.
Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.
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When a girl flirts with you and 3 other dudes and makes you think y'all going be in a relationship and she says she's not having sex or giving Felecio until she's Married
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something you might need after looking at porn
Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
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a catastrophic event, that could end the world as we know it.
An extremely bad happening
Holy Shitmas dude! I set fire to my grandad's car
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a School of sluts who act like a bunch of morons
HCgirl1: Hey lets go study
HCgirl2:oo look a cute boy
HCgirl1: Lets go give him head!
HCgirl2: me first!
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Why Christianity is really a polytheistic religion.
If you worship more than one god, you're a polytheist. Get over it.
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