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Jacob Hoggard

From Abbotsford BC, Canadian Idol Top 3 finalist! Most coolest, awesome-ist, singer/songwriter/performer ever!

A Quadruple Threat! see, hedley.

by its a secret February 28, 2005

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karl jacobs

hottest man to exist

"holy shit karl jacobs is the hottest man to exist"

by kaisheretic August 23, 2021

83๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.

Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!

by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010


Jacob Bixenman

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivanโ€™s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and iโ€™m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenmanโ€™s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.

Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenmanโ€™s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.

by idkx1000 May 6, 2019


Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023


Jacob Gercken

Can hump air very well

AH AH AH AH AH UH UH UH UH UH is what the sound go Jacob Gercken is

by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 31, 2021


Jacob Cain

The cutest, funniest, most adorable guy you will ever meet. Everyone loves him.

Look at Jacob Cain! He's soooo dreamy!

by thathotartsychick April 9, 2015