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The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone
Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.
A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.
"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"
When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?
A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.
A fuckin beast ass nigga u shouldn't fuck wit but he hella dope thou he a pimp ass nigga who hella chill fuck wit me
Aye theres Jared rupert he hella bomb or yo there's the nigga Jared rupert
A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.
DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!