To jizz or ejaculate in past tense; akin to 'came'
*Girl enticing guy for casual sex*
Girl - "Are you ready to get freaky?"
Guy -" I would be if I hadn't already jazzed my pants"
Girl - "I'm out of here, Miles Davis"
The baddest bleep of all the lands. Absolute legend no questions. Smart, funny, kind and all types of swag. If your name if Jazz, you're a star. You have feet problems though and that's your downfall. xoxox
"Omg I love that girl who is that"
"Thats Jazz. The baddest bleep of all the lands"
Jazz is the definition of depression
I can't stand Jazz, she is depression